We called for action (in this post), the stewards of the 02536 answered the call and we righted a wrong! The offending website has seen the error of their ways and East Falmouth has been vindicated! Victory is ours! Let us fill the streets of the 02536 to drink Heinekens, dance and eat linguica for three days straight! This is a historic day for the zip code!

The center of the universe has once again proved that we will not be messed with, the rest of the galaxy is on notice, our throne is safe!

Viva la 02536! Viva la 02536!

The first 02536 games start today at 5 p.m. (click here for details) Today’s games will be:

White Hen Pantry vs. Great Bay Motel

Homestead Ln. vs. R.J.s Variety

Seacoast Shores vs. Danny’s Barber Shop

The Dump vs. Golden Sails

Remember you will be able to vote the winners in these games and it will be much more fun if you have a chance to win! Print out the bracket below, fill it in and email it back to us at info@go2536.com or just email us the names of the winners you predict in each round…

(edit: If you send us your picks without the brackets please format it as below, with all rounds)

East Bracket -
White Hen
Rj’s
Dannys
Dump

2nd rd

RJ’s
Dump

3rd rd-

Dump

West Bracket-
Menahaunt
JR Brody’s
Central
3 Way

2nd Round -
Menahaunt
3 Way

3rd rd-
3 Way

Final
Dump vs. 3 Way —-winner 3 Way

Just copy and paste it and replace the picks with your own, thanks!

To enter the 2009 go2536 Fantasy Baseball League fill in your name and email in the form below and we’ll send you an invite.

We will be posting a scoreboard on the site for weekly bragging rights. We have a few sponsors already and more are getting on board, so there are going to be lots of cool prizes! Get signed up, slots are going fast.

Before we get to the funny today there are three things going on that we would like to tell you about.

The first is that 02536 native son Paul Lorusso is putting together an over 25 men’s basketball league. It is about time those of us under 40 got to run the rock around here. Anyway they are looking for players and if you are interested you can contact Paul at 508-548-2756 or Paul@capecodagg.com for more information.

Secondly, we have an international crisis going on folks. Eric “Rock”Lemonious has been scooped up by Immigration Services this past Friday. He is married to a US citizen, and has 3 kids who were born in the US, he made a clerical mistake on his papers and is now facing deportation. What the hell does this have to do with the 02536 you ask? Well Eric is from our sister town of Falmouth, Jamaica and just as we would want help if we were wrongly jailed there, we feel it is our duty to come to his aid.

Plus he is a fantastic guy, so go listen to the reggae stylings of One Drop Sound System, drink some Red Stripe or Rum Punches and eat some Jerk Chicken at the Beach House on Sunday from 4-8 p.m. They will be having a raffle with great prizes to help him get a lawyer. We know, wrong zip, but it is for a great cause and you can think of it as an opportunity to 02536 up the joint.

Lastly we are putting together a Fantasy Baseball League with J.R. Brody’s and a few other sponsors. There will be kick ass prizes and some serious 02536 bragging rights on the line. We will have a lot more info on this in the next week or so, including a prize list, but if you would like to make sure you get a roster spot fill in the form below, there are a limited amount of spots so don’t sleep on it. (we’ll be back to our regular shit talking later today, stop whining)

J.R. Brody's Grand Opening Tuesday Feb. 17th

My fellow 03536ers, there are signs, and then there are beacons of glory that stand proud and shout to the world that the property they represent is holy ground. The sign above falls squarely into the latter category.

We are lucky to be alive during a great moment in 02536 history, we will all tell our grandchildren about the resurrection of 734 Teaticket Highway (rte. 28 in laymans terms). McGann’s had a great run and we can’t thank Declan and Bernie enough for the years of joy they brought to the zip code, but that is a post for another day. Today we are going to celebrate the new owners, Jen and Chris Palmer.

You may know Jen and Chris from Liam McGuire’s and the BBC respectively. They have been quenching the thirst of many of us for a long time with beer and joy alike. Well now they are finally coming together in their own establishment named for their three sons.

J.R. Brody’s will be open from 11:30 to 1:00 Tuesday through Sundays starting on February the Seventeenth in the year of our zip code Two Thousand and Nine. There will be pub food on the menu, but don’t expect your run of the mill grub. The food will be cooked from scratch with love and dripping with awesome sauce.

Jen and Chris have poured their heart and soul into the extensive renovations and we assure you they know what makes an establishment good, and what makes one great. We have not been this excited for something since the day we found out that beer exists. Along with the new digs, four new LCD televisions have arrived just in time for spring training and you can dance your face off to the areas best live music on weekends. In short, the place is going to be a flat out good time.

We will be updating you with details and photos as the grand opening nears over the next week, and there are plans coming together for unprecedented go2536 inspired events as you read this.

Last, but certainly not least… did we mention the freakin’ sign?!?! Has there ever been an establishment that displayed such an intense amount of pride in their neighborhood? (ahem… Carleton Face!) We here at the go2536 have been beaming with pride since the first time we saw this piece of art. Make no mistake kids, that sign is on par with the Mona Lisa, it should be in the Louvre.

Can’t you just feel the pride gathering steam, ready to boil over at any minute? No establishment embodies that spirit more than our newest, they have put it front and center for the world to see. We can feel our community coming together like never before, let’s all meet for a drink at J.R. Brody’s!

What has happened here has been overwhelming to say the least. This website has taken on a mind of it’s own and grown to over a thousand readers a week. This is a testament to the deep community pride that marinates the 02536 in awesome sauce before slow roasting it to perfection.

We have had a ton of feedback from our readers, many in exile all over the country, and the number one question we get asked is “are the shirts real?”. Yes, they are real and they’re spectacular (ooh random Seinfeld quote). We also wanted to let everyone know that most shirts are limited production and will be discontinued once a certain amount are sold. We are doing this so that each shirt stays unique. There is nothing worse than having the same shirt as three hundred other ass clowns. So if you see one you like, don’t wait because it may disappear soon.

We have heard from many of you with great ideas and please keep them coming, whether you found a craigslist ad, have an establishment of the week idea, T-Shirt idea, know of someone who should be interviewed, or if you just want to hear some goat ramblings on a certain subject. You can reach us through the contact page. We are also going to start an 02536 announcements page, so if you have an event you want to get the word out for, just let us know, and we’ll let a couple thousand people know.

Also the photo contest has been extended due to technical difficulties, but we are still accepting submissions. So click here to send us an entry and you might win a shirt and status in the community that most only dream about.

One of our greatest little surprises with this website is the comments from our readers after the posts. Goats like to laugh too, so thank you and please keep the funny replies coming. If you really feel like you have a lot to say about the 02536 you could always  join the message board and talk all the shit you want.

I know what you’re all saying to yourselves right now: “what the hell is this crap, where’s the dumb jokes?”. I apologize, and assure you they shall return in all their sophomoric glory. I hope you are all having as much fun as we are.