Seriously? For Real? Only in the go2536 my friends, I repeat, only in the go2536. I don’t even know where to begin…

…alright, first off, what exactly is it that makes this thing a Christmas tree? It looks a little bit like Santa puked up some sweet tarts onto his beard maybe, but a christmas tree is a bit of a stretch, no?

Next, let’s talk about the fact that Willy Wonka’s duster up there is being marketed as a gift by the seller. Wow, remind me not to become friends with this person. Seriously, if someone gave that to me as a gift I would floss my butt with it and give them the pyschedelic dirty sanchez. It would be re-gifting at it’s finest.

How about the monetary value assessed to this wonderful item. $7…  huh? How did we end up at that number I wonder? Was this thing appraised? I mean was it brought to a professional, or is there a Kelly Blue Book for used pipe cleaners? Can a brother get a list of comps on this?

My absolute favorite thing about this ad though is the fact that the person who listed it checked the box for “it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests”. Yeah sure, like someone is going to see this and send you an email about how they want to go into the “feather christmastree” importing business.

I don’t think you have to worry about solicitors with this post folks. As a matter of fact when this person opens their email inbox a ball of tumbleweed blows across the screen. We know nobody is hitting them up making offers on this thing and I am sure they don’t have any friends left knowing what their idea of a great gift is.

We at the go2536 want to know who would post something like this, so start commenting with some theories. Our guess is that it’s a crackhead posting whatever he can find at grandma’s