Wanted: Rich person looking to get drunk everyday, apply within.

We are offering you a once in a lifetime chance. This week only, we are running a special here at go2536. Anyone who buys the Cape Cod Winery on Sandwich Road in picturesque East Falmouth (you hear that Carleton Face?) will receive a life long drinking partner. (yes it’s really for sale)

That’s right $1.2 million is all it will take and you and the goat will be sitting in the sun drinking a nice bottle of Bordeau2536. All we ask is that you use more than three feet of rope when you tie him to a tree. This could possibly be the best offer in the history of offering, so please don’t take it lightly. Need some proof? OK look at the photo of the Easty Vineyard above. Now look at the view our lucky winner will experience when looking over that same vineyard.

That would cost you $18.79 a pound on the open market pal, but if you act now it will be 100% free (right after you buy the place for $1.2 million).  What on earth are you waiting for, all of the following is included in the deal of the century:

• Strict inventory control (the goat will drink lots of wine)
• Never leave East Falmouth
• Get drunk everyday (twice per on weekends/holidays)
• No need to go to the recycling place (aluminum cans are a delicacy to goats)
• Never leave East Falmouth
• Get drunk everyday
• Won’t need a lawnmower
• Never leave East Falmouth

Losers, nice people, gimps and necrophiliacs need not apply. No weirdo’s.

In celebration of East Falmouth Boozevillery being for sale we would like to take this opportunity to unveil our newest shirt design. We have a feeling this one may be relevant for a few 02536ers out there, enjoy…