What the hell is going on over at the CC? We received news that it is under new ownership and the new owners are trying to change its image. Just listen to this review we found on the tripadvisor website:

We booked last minute by calling the motel directly and the stay was great ….new young owners had just bought the motel and were making big changes to improve the motel….lots of outdoor for space on the property to walk around in the evening….looking forward to comming again this year…

Excuse me? I had to triple check to make sure that they were really talking about the CC. That has to have been written by someone who works there right? Not one to rest on our laurels we decided to investigate further. While deep undercover on the Carleton Circle website we noticed this:

Who on earth do these people think they are? Falmouth? 02536? What god forsaken state are these obvious carpetbaggers from? This is blasphemy! I don’t know for sure if it is Teaticket or East Falmouth (could even be Hatchville), but I do know one thing for certain, the Carleton Circle is not in Falmouth. Respect the zip code! (editor’s note: someone please send us a map with village and zip code boundaries on it so we can settle these disputes, we have yet to find a good one) Maybe a typo by the website designer you say? Nope… Now check this part out, this is copied and pasted right off of the CC website:

Carleton Circle Motel is located in beautiful Falmouth, Cape Cod… …we are conveniently located near 5 major golf courses, Falmouth Country Club, Ballymeade Country Club, Cape Cod Country Club, Paul Harney’s Golf Course, and New Seabury Country Club. Carleton Circle Motel is minutes away from Barnstable County Fairgrounds, Falmouth’s busy downtown, Falmouth’s beautiful beaches, Falmouth Harbor, and Martha’s Vineyard Ferry.

What? You’re located near WHAT? This is a disgrace, New Seabury this, Falmouth that Vineyard this. Hey Carleton Face I got news for you, you’re conveniently located near RJ’s Variety, Golden Sails, The Bogs and the Portuguese American Association’s unmatched Navigator. Listen we understand most business’ stretch the truth on their websites but that is pushing it. As you know we do not take our role as protectors of the code lightly. When we see injustice being spread in the form of non zip propaganda we act. This type of blatant disregard for proper 0253spect can only mean it is time for us to out these proprieters of misinformation. So we dug further and we found that on this blatant lie masquerading as a website, if you read between the lines you can still find a few telling signs of the real Carleton Circle that lies beneath:

• Free area maps and attraction guide
• Complimentary use of hotel barbeque areas
• Oversized spa inspired outdoor pool
• home like with modern conveniences
• telephone, color cable TV, and private bathrooms

Here is that list translated into East Falmouthese also known as the truth.

• We’ll give you a pamphlet with 7,000 ads in it
• We gots a Weber out back
• Our pool is the size of a hot tub
• If you live in a 43 year old single wide trailer in Wareham then our rooms will be just like home to you
• We are out of amenities to talk about so now we will tell you about the stuff every hotel in the world has and doesn’t mention because it should be a given

Nothing sickens us more at go2536.com than anyone, or any business for that matter, that forgets who they are and where they came from. So we are calling you out Carleton Face, if you’re not too cool to buy a place in the 02536 then you shouldn’t be too cool to mention even one thing about it on your website. Until our demands are met we are going to post real reviews of The Carleton Circle Motel in EAST Falmouth MA. Reviews just like this one:

The room was tiny, the shower stall was plugged up and overflowed, the toilet was backed up, the room was not the cleanest, and it was a tad creepy there, not kept up at all. We got this room for $75 a night through Priceline, and the website looked great, but i’d sure not recommend anyone stay there.

That is the real Carleton Circle, the one we know and love, the one that I was politely escorted out of by a few of my great friends on the Falmouth Police force on a lovely prom night in 1992. Consider yourself on notice new guy, it’s your move…