Food and Beer at a movie theater, what I mean is BEER! at a movie theater!? This is the best idea anyone has had since ketchup in a squeeze bottle.

Really, why did it take so long to put ketchup in a squeeze bottle? How many years did we all spend acting like complete idiots trying to get ketchup out of a glass bottle. Add all of those moments up and we have all wasted years of our lives. The first cheap and viable plastics came in 1909. it is a pimple on the ass of the human race that nobody thought of ketchup in a squeeze bottle for eighty some odd years. But I digress.

Speaking of shame, it is one of the great shames of the 02536 that a movie theater that serves BEER! would go out of business in our zip code. It is inexcusable and every citizen of the 02536 that is reading this should slap themselves across the head for it right now. Seriously, do it. Now.

I for one would like to see this concept expanded upon. How about a barber shop that serves BEER! You would probably have to drink your BEER! out of a straw, but who are we to complain? Anything with a wait should have BEER!, that is just a no brainer. Doctor’s offices, dentist offices, the oil change place, court etc. Wal-Mart, every other aisle should have a bar in it. The UPS store should serve BEER! I know I would join the gym if they had BEER! Real Estate agents should serve BEER! when they drive people around showing houses, imagine the increase in sales, who doesn’t want to buy a house after drinking a six-pack?

Anyway, this is a plea to all who have a shred of entrepreneurial spirit. I beg of you, a zip code begs of you, please buy the (East) Falmouth Cinema Pub and return it to its former glory. I assure you that we at the go2536 will do our part to urge the residents of our fabled village to patronize your esteemed establishment. It will be with great fervor that we will ignite the people of the 02536 into a frenzy resulting in blind, rampant spending of money on such great american pastimes as movies and BEER! And now, without further ado, we give you a gorilla playing bagpipes…

P.S. How does anything that serves alcohol of any type go out of business in East Falmouth, it just doesn’t make sense. Someone please explain this.