Who amongst us doesn’t have their bones warmed with pride when driving past the Sails in the summer. There is nothing better than checking out a nice hunk of 02536 love bending over vacuuming their ride at the East Falmouth Car Wash and simultaneously getting hit with the smell of the teriyaki breeze.

If the double whammy doesn’t fill you with 02536 pride, then you ain’t alive!

We had a go2536.com staff meeting at the Sails for lunch the other day. Since the only time the majority of our readers ever go to to the Sails is at 1:30 a.m. while three golden sheets to the wind, we figured we’d get some pics so you can see what it looks like by the light of day.

Don’t let the word produce fool you, that truck was full of live chickens and unlocked iphones…

Here is the Golden Sail coy pond, which unbeknownst to Insane Tony is not a “bobbing for sushi bar”. That was kind of an embarrassing moment…

This is what makes a screwdriver taste so good in the back room late at night. Apparently they make the oranges go to church during the day to absolve their sins before adding the vodka…

At first when we saw this we couldn’t quite understand the correlation between this sacred Chinese lady statue and the speedboat, but then we took a closer look and realized it was the 02536’s own  Harry Turner’s boat. Once this came to light we immediately awarded 347  bonus points to both Golden Sails and Team Obsession. So here it is, a marriage between two great East Falmouth institutions…

One of the great charms of going to Golden Sails during the day is that if you ever need anything out of the ordinary, like a table, menus, to order your food, or to pay your bill, apparently the protocol is to open the kitchen door and scream “HELLO!” at the top of your lungs. A pain? Maybe. East Falmouth? Definitely…

Here’s a little peek at the view across the street, no Easty booty out there on this day, but summer will be here soon enough…

Last but not least we were quite perplexed by this fortune at the end of our meal…

Huh? Didn’t cave men eat un-cooked mammoth snot with no seasoning and shit like that? If you are cooking with every spice and thousands of years of selective breeding on your side and you can’t please a cave man then you have some serious issues, no? The fortune cookie companies could use an editor we think.

We love our Golden Sails and we will go back a million more times in our lives. That said, we wouldn’t be doing our job as the most highly respected, hard hitting source for journalistic excellence in the center of the universe if we didn’t tell you what the results of this experiment were. After exhausting study and research, painstaking testing and re-testing in a controlled environment and in the go2536 labratories, we have come to a shocking conclusion that may rock the scientific community to it’s core, brace yourselves 02536…

Chinese food tastes better when it’s late at night and your shitfaced.

(thanks to 3-Way Lady for the top photo)