Apparently there have been some 0253dicks acting like degenerates (big surprise) and playing a little mailbox baseball on Old Meetinghouse Rd.. After receiving a hot tip from Bobby S., team go2536 went down there to investigate.

Arriving on the scene, the douchetectives first came across the mailbox on the left. After a forensic study it became obvious that there has been an unusually high concentration of ass-clownery in the area.

Team go2536 determined that the owner of the mailbox to follow is just fed up with having to replace his receptacle every week after a new batch of half-retarded 02536 “yutes” do a Big Papi impression on it. His response is absolutely classic 02536. This mailbox will go down in history as having won the first ever go2536.com lifetime achievement Port-chie Award.

So without further ado, check out the fix this person came up with…

Oh hell yeah, that my friends is a five gallon bucket duct taped to a post. I personally challenge any person to try and out 02536 this mailbox, it is simply impossible to top. This is the flagship, the beta version if you will, of East Falmouth mailboxes and will never be improved upon. If you are thinking you have a chance of even coming close to the awesomeness of this thing, let me also tell you this…

…the duct tape is reinforced with a fan belt.

Game, set, match.