This my friends is the single best day of the goats life. Will you look at this gem that turned up on youtube. This is a video made by FHS students laying the smack down on Barnstable. We have to warn you that there is some objectionable language, so if you don’t like gratuitous teenage language, do not hit play, do not pass go(2536) and pack up your shit because we’re shipping you to North Falmouth.

Oh hell yeah! Sing it with me! Fal-town hold it down, number one all around! (it’s like uh!) You know the Raiders don’t like that!

Now we are not sure about this definitely being an 02536 thing, but we at the go2536 are going to go out on a limb and say that there is an 89% chance that the kids that made this video are 02536 born and bred.

The only slight problem I can see here is the mentioning of the two losses in the chorus, but other than that I would rate this as one of the best rap songs in the history of the world. I really wish I had grown up in the hip hop generation. Don’t get me wrong we loved our N.W.A and Cypress Hill, but we weren’t anywhere near thinking of making our own beats and producing dis raps about the Red Gayders. I am getting teary eyed just picturing the caf B battles, oh to be of the yo2536! generation…

I definitely would have used this line: “Son I’ll cut you right down to size, you better take your punk ass back to room 085!” Oh man the goat would have served more kids than a Chuck E. Cheese waitress.

(BTW: How about the Barnstable kid at the 2:10 mark of the video… priceless)

It is moments like this that we at the go2536 swell with pride and revel in the security of knowing that when we grow old we will be in good hands as we pass the torch to a new generation of douches.

The 02536, you can’t stop it, you can only hope to contain it.