Today’s post is the acceptance speech of the The Davisville Factor who won the first annual Sweet 0253Sixteen tournament. The Davisville factor not only won, but did it in impressive fashion by guessing every match up correctly. So without further ado here is the speech from The Davisville Factor:

I want to thank all the members of go2536.com from the bottom of my heart, and thank those who were with me over the last two weeks, those who supported, helped, volunteered, and enabled me to reach this goal –all of the residents of the Republic of East Falmouth. This is our victory and our achievement.

I’d also like to thank my fellow competitors; they made me remember a valuable lesson that was taught to me a long time ago on the streets of The 36: Victory is not something you can buy at Family Foods. You have to earn victory.

Davisville and Menauhant may have been victorious in this tournament, but ultimately, this is the victory of the cause of 02536 freedom. These are historic times we live in. Many thought they’d never live to see the day when the will of a handful of free people would break the tyranny of rampant elitism and establish a place where the cultural and spiritual heritage of 02536 would be nurtured, and celebrated.

The Sweet 0253sixteen Tournament has inspired me to act upon the beliefs of which so many have so strongly spoken, and in which I so strongly believe.   It has also shown me that individual glory is insignificant when compared to achieving victory as a team.

Now is the time we must join together and devote all our strength and resources to the completion of our united task, both at home and abroad in the big city of Falmouth.

A shepherd of East Falmouth must tend to his flock… And at times, fight off the wolves.

Advance, East Falmouth! Long live the cause of freedom! God save the Goat!

-The Davisville Factor