The internet is an amazing innovation. Before Al Gore invented it, one was forced to get their useless information at such archaic locations as school and the library (gasp!). Well thank god we don’t have to go through that rigmarole anymore.

We here at the go2536, in our never ending quest to quench the thirst of the masses, do an exhausting amount of 025thresearch. Sometimes we come across greatness in our travels, and today was one of those times. We have found a site jam-packed full of useless East Falmouth statistics. (Yup, these are real graphs and can be found here)

Take the above graph for instance, which proves what we have suspected to be true all along: It is warmer in the summer and colder in the winter in East Falmouth. We know you may have a hard time believing this, but we assure you that this graph was not just hastily thrown together, it is 100% scientificated.

What an amazing feat of science to finally prove such a theory. What could possibly come next we must ask ourselves? Some kind of chart showing that most men in East Falmouth work in construction? Impossible you say? Think again:

(East Falmouth is dark blue, Massachusetts average is light blue)

What an incredible piece of information this is. Until now we were absolutely sure that most men in the East Side were doctors, poets and dancers. Seriously, have you ever been in Pizza 1 Subs 2 at high noon on a weekday? The place is crawling with dudes in O.R. Scrubs, monacles and leotards. I don’t get it, are they from out of town or something?

Well our work is done for this post, we have reaffirmed some suspicions and torn apart some beliefs. Feel free to nominate this one for a Pulitzer Prize in Journalism.

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