We here at the go2536 have been sitting on a few of these videos for a while now just waiting for the right time to bring them to the people. Well we’re feeling a little saucy today in the 02536 so here we go… Let’s get this party started at the Barnstable County Fairgrounds shall we?

Is there any chance that those are actually the same Village People from the Seventies? They can’t be right? How could you possibly go from headlining Studio 54 and having your choice of booze, drugs and whatever man meat the butcher was choppin’, to playing for six year old’s at the BCF, and not kill yourself?

85,000,000 albums sold + Barnstable Countyfairgrounds = Shame on everyone that has the gay.

Come on gays, you’re better than this, these are people who brought you more joy than cocaine and roller skates combined, the least you can do is collectively start them a 401k or something.

Let’s move on now to a piece of homegrown art. We couldn’t get a full location disclosure on this, we only know that it is somewhere in East Falmouth:

Wow, whoever pulled this off must have gone on to a distinguished career as the head of the Pink Floyd Lazer Light Show at the Omni theater. That is skills right there. Bust out the lava lamp, take a couple of huffs off of your Redi-Whip cannister, put some tin foil on your head and watch that clip in reverse. You can see Roger Waters licking god’s forehead at the 2:18 mark. Sick.

Last but not least we bring you a very sad video of some youngsters who are up to some hi-jinx at the mall/Burger King. I warn you it is not impressive.

Sad, just sad. Everyone knows that to do a proper shopping cart you need to be inside the shopping cart. Really, you’re a dude, you’re outside, why are you peeing in the trash? Is this supposed to be funny? Destructive? Crazy? It is exactly zero of those things. Grow up and pee on your friends, that would have been funny.

It is times like these when I lose my faith in the youth of the 02536. It is time you learned that you are the future stewards of the center of the universe, you can’t be acting like that. Until you learn to properly put your own and your friends’ health and well being at risk and realize how much funnier it is to urinate on living beings than on inanimate objects, I am afraid we are going to have to ask you to stay off of youtube.

Also what is with his buddy at the end? What are you trying to give him a hug? Your friend is standing in front of a trash can and a face high speed bump sign and you don’t follow through on the take down? Shame on you. Take that dog and pony show to a village like West Falmouth where it belongs.