Frankie was born at 3-Way liquors on January 29th in the year of our lord two thousand and nine. Frankie came in at zero lbs. 40 oz. and was 11 inches long. Here is a photo of his arrival into the 02536:

Frankie, being a 40 oz.  made a B line for Menhaunt beach to see the sights:

Being an avid fisherman with portuguese roots he decided he should give green pond a  try…

Once Frankie the 40 oz. realized there were no fish, he decided it was time to just enjoy the day. So he moved on to Maravista:

At Maravista he came across a man with a 28 year old Olympic jacket held together by duct tape. Luke was a hero, the kind of man who tells of his 40 oz. cousins of yesteryear. He knew Frankie’s long lost Uncle Heineken 22 oz.

After a long talk with Luke, Frankie was all backed up and needed a serious pee break

Frankie, empty of urine and full of confidence decided that he could infiltrate the most exclusive of the 02536 (yeah Ballymeade mofos, you are 02536 no matter how hard you try to deny it).

Frankie, being an East Falmouth  3-way 40 oz. realized he would never know the “code” of the normal 12 ounce 02556ers:

Denied entry to see his friends in the ‘meade, Frankie decides it is time to keep it real. Frankie drives on…

and heads directly to the ’shpee to grab his cousins…

With a head full of steam Frankie and his cousins head straight for Falmouth:

Heading down Old Barnstable, Frankie the 40 oz. and his cousins from the ’shpee decide to play a few holes at the Falmouth Country Club:

Frankie and his cousins destroyed Falmouth Country Club and decided to go to the feast at the Holy Ghost:

Here is a close up of the oz. family on the stoop:

Full of Port Pride Frankie decides to head to the Boulevard:

Frankie, having spent some time on the Boulevard, has officially gone full ghetto and has joined the BRP:

R.I.P  Frankie:

02536… bitches…

Executive Producer: Uncle Ya’s Nephew