We here at the go2536 are aware that there is a bit of a rivalry between the villages, and while village pride is just as important as 02536 pride, sometimes you have to look at the big picture. This is why we are going to be doing regular informative posts for each village. This kind of non-partisan-villagitarianism will hopefully become contagious and help unify the 02536.

In troubled times when the economy is shaky and the global outlook is taking a downturn, it is important that the rest of the world can look to a unified core at it’s center. We in the 02536, as stewards of the center of the universe, carry a great responsibility and must emanate an example of solidarity in times of trouble. We at the go2536 are ready to take the lead by uniting a historically divided zip code.

This weeks tip is for our brothers and sisters of Teaticket. We know you are out there and we know you want some specialized shirts. We assure you that they are in the works. For now though, we are going to turn you on to one of the greatest, little known resources on the interweb.

Without further ado, we give you a web page that lists the current active payphones in Teaticket: click here

Is this a god send or what? Now when you are bumping your system in your Firebird for too long at the Plaza and your battery dies, you can go into Starbucks to use their Wi-Fi and get the location of the nearest pay phone to call for a ride to Pafford’s (Leary Family Amusement for you noobs), no more wandering Teaticket Highway hoping that there is still a payphone at Driftwood Plaza.

We kid, we kid. Don’t worry our next post is going to be titled; “Hatchville: those chumps don’t even have their own post office!”. It’s all about thick skin in the 02536.

Seriously though, how dumb is a website that lists payphone locations. At this point does anyone who uses the internet still use payphones? If you have the internet, what on earth do you need a payphone for? Looking up the location of a payphone on the internet is like trying to rewind a DVD. You are using technology to go backwards at that point. It’s like putting corrugated metal on the door of your washing machine and hand scrubbing your undies on it. Get with the times!

02536 4-EVA!

p.s. just wait until we launch the beta version of our website that allows you to send morse code via email. Look out!