Do you know what these photos are of? It is the Cape Cod Camp Resort and Cabins located in beautiful…  East Falmouth! (click here to go to their website)

What the hell? Who knew such a thing was lurking right under our noses at 176 Thomas B. Landers Rd.? Our favorite part is that they bill it as “Cape Cod’s newest double five star rated big rig park”. A big rig park! In the go2536! Phenomenal! Oh and what the hell is a double five star rating? They definitely just made that up, must be some RV lingo for wicked awesome. Only in the go2536.

Really though, this is an outrage to all men who grew up on the mean streets of the go2536. While we were wasting our time down the Heights trying to get all Patrick Swayze on the rich summer chicks there were perfectly good tourist trailer ho’s prancing around a campground right in our own village.

I implore you, all residents of the go2536, to educate your sons about the opportunity that has come to light. Break the cycle of cross town fraternization and send your boys in to properly infiltrate this untapped resource in true East Side form.

Alas we can not go back and relive the mistakes of our youth, but we can make sure our children have the information that we didn’t have, and therefore don’t make the same mistakes as us. After all isn’t raising the quality of life generation by generation what we strive for as a human race?

What a country!

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